Trump Shills Himself on Live TV… What a Surprise.

So it's about 7:30pm. TV switches on. The president's talking about fake news again. AWESOME! I don't normally watch television, but as an (in)active participant of the fake news community, I felt a conviction to watch it. Within about 10…

On Beliefs, Respect, and Emperor Trump!

Who the fuck would waste half their time caring if other people respect them or not. It's not like you'll ever earn the respect of the entire world. Why bother earning anyone's respect? I went through all of high school…

The most Lit phone call that probably never happened.

It was about 4 in the morning. Nothing was out of the ordinary besides myself. After smoking my 7th off brand cigarette in a row, I made the critical decision to light an eighth one. I would probably be worried…

Poole’s land: The Rain Forest Utopia

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bs24nK5er8 Not feeling particularly ambitious, inspired or energetic I settled on browsing YouTube videos for inspiration. Coulden't hurt right? Well this turned out to be a much more fruitful Idea than I was expecting when I stumbled on what…